Thursday, August 4, 2011

Broken Jaws and Sexy Heels

Is this disgusting or what?

If you can't tell, it's a picture of someones broken jaw.  This is our friend's brother, Cort.  It's a crappy picture, my husband sent it to me on my cell phone.  Remember the wedding we went to last weekend? Well this guy, who was supposed to be an usher at the wedding, never quite made it there.  Apparently on the way to the wedding, he cut someone off on the highway and unfortunately, it turned out that the person he did this too was bat shit crazy.  The dude followed him for about five miles, all the way to the wedding.  He then proceeded to jump out of his car, pull our friend Cort out of his vehicle (tux and all) and beat him about the face repeatedly.  This crazy asshole was also in his company van with a child strapped into a carseat in the back.

By the time anyone realized what was going on, the guy jumped into his van and sped away.  Luckily, someone got his license plate number and called the police.  They also called an ambulance and he was rushed off to the hospital.  Cort's jaw was broken in two different places, once on each side, and he was beat up pretty badly.

Turns out the police are very familiar with this cat.  So familiar with him, that they have now put Cort into protective custody because they are afraid of what this guy's friends might do to him.

Seriously, how messed up in the head can someone be?!

Note to self: Never cut anyone off, ever again.

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On to happier subjects.

I went shoe shopping last week to find something perfect to go with my dress.  I found these....

I am in love with these shoes. I brought them home and upon trying them on with my dress, I realized it just wasn't a good match.  That didn't mean I had to take them back though.  Besides, I was already way too attached.  And they are going to look amazing with something else... like some skinny jeans...

I also like how they almost look like they are wearing little shirts with ruffles down the front.


Gina said...

Shut. Up. Dude. That is the craziest story ever. Also? I get honked at a lot,not because I'm such a hottie, but because I'm a terrible driver. Note to self: learn to drive better.

P.S. Just noticed the new pics of Joe and the munchkin...LOVE them.

Lil' Woman said...

That is insane!!
I'm speechless that someone is THAT crazy esp. with a kid in the car. Can you imagine the poor child's home life? Bless that child.